If ye must worship, worship each other. Unlike most gods man has invented, people are not invisible.

Last night I had a vision. In this vision the One True God spoke to me and revealed His plan. His name is the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) and He is really and truly the one true God. All the others have been man-made constructs and shouldn't be believed in.

I am anxiously waiting for the return of John Frum. I've bulldozed an airstrip in a neighboring field. My bamboo air traffic control tower is almost done. I believe it is the most sincerest. I can't wait for Feb 15th. I have faith that this is the year of his return.
BTW - anybody know the exact date of Michael Jackson's return? I need to know.